Doggy Cam

I always knew I was the star of the show and now my belief has been confirmed…


Me human is always thinking about how to get her message out there and she’s decided that a bit of video wouldn’t go amiss.

Now, I’m fairly sure, she’ll feature in her own video, just a little bit, but, let’s be honest, if she wants it to be a success, she’d be better having the camera concentrate on me.

After all, I have the Hollywood looks (I admit that I’m a little furrier than most Hollywood stars, but they’re all the poorer for it, I would say), I have the athletic body and I’m a much better actor than anyone I know currently on the screen.

Except maybe Jason Statham… he’s very articulate and versatile.

Anyway, me human asked Brian from Film By Numbers to put together some ideas for promoting TaxAssist Accountants on video. By far his best idea was the Doggy Cam, where you see client service from my point of view…

It got me wondering just what you might see through the doggy cam and here are my thoughts. (It would seem that not only am I a brilliant actor, I could be a hairy Martin Scorsese, too.

Shot 1: Me preparing to meet my public by having a really good clean around me unmentionables.

Shot 2: A potential client coming in to the shop and getting a really warm welcome from the team and especially me, and especially if they’ve bought a couple of doggy biscuits with them.

Shot 3: I suppose I should really let me human get her face in a shot, so how about I let her meet with the client and find out about their business? Of course, to make the shot interesting, I’ll be there, too, probably asleep under the desk.

Shot 4: The brand new client leaving the shop all happy because of the brilliant service they’ve received from me.

Shot 5: The same client coming back, just to drop their stuff in and have a chat with me, because that’s the way we work, here at TaxAssist Accountants… the door is always open and there’s always someone on hand to help.

Shot 6: Me doing work on the client’s books…

Actually, that might be a step too far… it just wouldn’t be believable. After all, I’ve got humans to do that kind of work for me and I haven’t really got the paws for typing.

Looking back on my ideas, I think we’re on to a sure fire winner here. You don’t think it’s a bit ‘me’ centric do you?

No, of course you don’t; that’s just not possible!